“If you believe in yourself, and with a tiny pinch of magic, all of your dreams will come true” Spongebob Squarepants

About Me

Born and raised in Westchester, NY, I went into Catholic school as a frightened little kindegardener with various undiagnosed anxiety disorders, a vague understanding of the concept of a God, and a Powerpuff Girls lunchbox. I left Catholic school at 18 as a nonbinary lesbian with a general aversion to organized religion, a slightly deeper understanding of what it means to be a person, and a second Powerpuff Girls lunchbox.

I didn’t pick up my first tarot deck until I was 23, but I always had a distinct fascination with the occult. I dressed up as a witch for more Halloweens than I can count, was the go-to kid on the playground for making paper fortune tellers, and had quite the affinity for flooding the bathroom sink with the “potions” I would make out of my mom’s expensive hair products. All these years later, I’m still telling fortunes, making potions, and dressing up as a witch (which is usually just pulling several black things out of my closet). Looking back, it’s easy to see how I was always meant for this life.

So Why Hire Me?

There’s no easy answer to this question. There’s plenty of reasons why I’m a good fit as your psychic and plenty of reasons why I’m not.

My reading style is very similar to my personality - honest, to the point, and with some humor sprinkled in. I don’t believe in sugarcoating the hard truth - that serves neither of us. I like to incorporate drag into my practice to showcase how, despite the cards in the deck being gendered, gender is no more than an archetype and a performance.

So that’s me. If you want a fluff reading about what your soulmate is thinking about or a confirmation of whether or not your ex is coming back, I’m not for you. But if you want more? Messages from spirits? Insight on the path that The Universe has planned out for you? The steps to make substantial changes and make the life you want for yourself? Then you come to me. I’ll make it one to remember.